Thursday, November 05, 2009

警方好幫手

We h've been F**Ked.
It was originally invested for Crime Preventions. To protect Tourists, to Protect the fellow Citizens. Yet these tools are now landed on the wrong hand, being wrong used as $$$$ making tools. The Lazy, Handicapped, Disabled, Dump Police Force, you must be insane!
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Next Coming... for Bagan SPU area too.
What say you ?!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Pasukan Keselamatan Sukarela Butterworth

I found this! Staying in BaganSPU will never be the same again. If you don't feel safe, just make a call!

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call (Butterworth 1)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call (014-304 9028)

Don't get caught alone oh no…crimebuster
When he comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call crimebusters
Ooh... who you gonna call (Butterworth 10)
Who you gonna call (017-400 0012)
Ah, I think you better call (PKS-BW)

Who you gonna call (Butterworth 10)
Who you can call Butterworth 10…(017-400 0012)


The purpose of the security team is to assist the police and the local preventive work, as well as to assist the interim accident occurred, such as: fire, natural disasters, accidents and so on.


纪律条规

1. 参加本治安队队员,全属个人义务贡献,没有酬劳。
2. 本治安队设有队长,副队长,各部门小组及理事会代表。若接获投报,求助或投诉;需联络有关部门並遵守其指示。
3. 杜绝个人表现,图呈英雄主义者。
4. 绝对不准乱做主张卷入私人恩怨纠纷,或钱财问题。
5. 不可私下向公众收取任何酬劳或回报,不可报有私自利益或企图。
6. 没有充足的证据或理由,绝对不可鲁莽栽停公众人士查问。
7. 应有责任维持现场次序及交通问题,控制自己与公众人士的情绪为主要工作。
8. 不可把法律玩弄在自己手里,必须与警方配合以方便进行调查工作。
9. 绝对不可对受害者或事主许下任何承诺,一切必须交由队长处理。
10. 不可在路上奔驶,应顾及公众及个人安全。
11. 不可做出任何破坏本治安队之名誉的事情。
12. 身为优质的队员,应尽能力记录下对讲机所报告之匪徒或报失之车牌号码与特征等等。

Sunday, October 25, 2009

假的比真的贵


無良臨時小販-搶錢叻!同意駱san的見解。

文:骆联理

一年一度的九皇大帝诞又来了,吃素风又吹起,街边素食档口处处可见。

kopi仔:哇,“死伯”心痛咯。

薄饼姨:什么事,七早八早就在这里“哭伯哭母”?

kopi仔:哎呀,我昨晚晚餐和girl friend去吃九皇爷的菜,mana知道老板跟我收钱时,我真的傻去了啊!

烧鱼伯:喔,那老板跟你收多少钱?

kopi仔:我只是叫三样菜加白饭,豆腐、菜心、豆芽而已你们猜猜看多少钱?

粿条叔:如果你是普通日子去吃,我看是2块多啦,但九皇爷诞的话,我看至少嘛是要3块半啦,对不对?

kopi仔:3块半?嘿嘿,我给你钱3块半,你去买给我看看。你们听好,是4块半啊。

薄饼姨:哇,“4896”咯,三样菜竟然收4块半,好过去打抢银行啊!

kopi仔:这还不是最够力的,我的girl friend叫福建炒来吃,他们竟收5块半,结果参喝水到来,花了十三十四块钱啊,我真的是要昏了。

kopi仔:当时girl friend在身边,我又死要脸,给钱时做到自己很steady,其实是心痛到要哭了。最惨的是,花了这样多钱还不饱,送girl friend回家后,我还弯去mamak档吃roti canai啊!

粿条叔:我嘛是中过pun,去九皇爷的档吃东西,嘴痒痒嘛去叫satay来吃咯,mana知道5枝吃菜的satay竟然收我6块多,一枝块多钱,假的肉比真的肉还要贵。

烧鱼伯:我明白是一年一次啦,但也不必卖到这样贵的嘛,你要赚钱,但我们来吃的难道都是大头家咩,大家嘛是打工仔。

kopi仔:人家说吃素身体好,但卖到这样贵,叫我怎样去吃,吃一次就受气一次了。

众人:唉......

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Defination of Extremist

Those who take things to the extreme = Extremist
Who would sacrifice self for weid intention = Extremist
Who conduct mass killings = Extremist

A simple search by google, reveals... as above
Can JI in Malaysia proof that they are not ? Think !
Maybe they can claim that they are different, in their full name.
What's different between Mohammad, Muhammad, Muhammed, Mohamat, Mohd...
JI = Jemaah Islam = Jemaah Islamiyah = Jemaah Islamiah = Jemaah Islah ?

If they are not extremist, why they need to be ISA'ed for 8 years.

And JIM don't have to campaign for their immediate ISA releases.
Below is the screenshot from JIM, click picture to enlarge.

Please compare Names in Banner above with Aliran's records below.

See screenshot below.


This federal government proves that JIM has gone to their extreme.
And should banned and dissolves this extremist organization JIM at once.

So they are now all captured and detained under ISA.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Biar ia di Stadium Bersejarah

Sesungguhnya Datuk Sri mengesyorkan,
Biar lah mereka berkumpul di Stadium Bersejarah kita,
Tanpa sebarang permit,
Tanpa sebarang kondisi,
Stadium merdeka, stadium demokrasi, stadium bebas percakapan...
Saya cadang.

An Jin san pun turut sokong.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Barack Obama kata: Bodoh


Meski pun SeTuan-tuan Mat Salleh, tidak pun mereka dapat tubuhkan Pasukan Tentera Tempatan untuk menentang Angkatan Anti Kerajaan Jajahan British.

Di tanah tumpah nya darah ku ini, askar adalah hak Raja-Raja sahaja pada zaman kesultanan.

Mat Salleh hanya dapat tubuhkan pasukan mata-mata, dan mata-mata lah yang dapat menengok sesama supaya keselamatan mereka akan terselamat dan terjamin.

Meski pun demikian, sikap gaya KeTuanan Mat Salleh terhadap hamba mereka tetap ada, tunjuk gaya dan tunjuk kasar, apatah lagi dibawa depan orang puaknya.

Masa itu, kita hamba, kita jangan jawab lain, jawab sahaja: Yes Sir!

Itu Mat Salleh, yang memperhambakan kita pada masa lampau.
Itu Mat Salleh, yang meneladani kita siapa Tuan hingga sekarang.

Sekarang Mat Salleh tiru ini cuba nak tunjuk kasar.

Terpaksa saya pinjam kata Barack Obama: Stupid Police !

Nak tunjuk Ketuanan apa, kepada siapa, sesama bangsa sendiri ?

Adakah lakunan ini lakunan KPN terakhir ?
Supaya jawatan Ketua Polis Negara dapat dipanjangkan?

Jadi,
Nak tunjuk kasar ?
Nak tunjuk Polis Boleh ?

Tak kesian kah kepada anak-anak polis kita,
yang dipaksa melibat langsung.

Tak kesian kah kepada anak-anak remaja kita,
yang di heret dalam ribut taufan politik.

Biarlah, sesungguhnya mereka hanya berperarakan aman,
berperarakan untuk menarik perhatian, supaya
yang Pekak, dengar, tapi tak terdengar,
yang Buta, nampak, tapi tak terlihat, dan harap lah
yang Bisu itu dapat berucap,
sesungguhnya baik untuk rakyat jelata,
kenapa pula kita tolak?

Biar perarakan damai itu berlangsung, dari mula hingga akhir, bukan kah itu aman dan damai.

Bukan kah kita ni seBangsa dan seJiwa?

Tuan ! Ya Tuan !!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Pro-ISA NGOs

Will keep a record here, to those who supports ISA.

1.Persatuan Putra Pulau Pinang,
- Wan Balkis Wan Abdullah, the founder.

2.Pertubuhan Al-Ehsan Malaysia,
- Mohd Ridzwan Sulaiman, The President.

3.Majlis Pemuafakatan Ummah (Pewaris),

4.Persatuan Pribumi Perkasa (Perkasa),

5.Badan Bertindak Perpaduan Melayu (Malay Unity Action Body),
- Osman Abu Bakar, The President.

These are the minute minority who were so strangely still instill on ISA.
Let's see if they consumed it in future.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

死父臭款

日期:2009年7月29日
時間:上午 11點59分
地點:北海船仔頭 萬山 熟食區
車牌:PFB250
車款:國產 甘蔗

我:讀過幾本書。

目前經濟不景,這個世界欠我太多了,
這個政府無落用,害我淪為小販求生。
北海船仔頭萬山欠我太多,每天都欺負我,害我車子也沒地方停;
天公也欺負我,讓太陽那么熱,我車子也快被曬黑了。
既然、如此、所以、我把我心愛的保護在萬山的裡面。

我擋者,活該;擋我者,該死。
停在這裡,是我的基本權利。

我生在這裡,長在這裡,這裡是我的國家...

Sunday, July 19, 2009

五千年華族的 夭壽 文化

敬:被迷惑的 廖中萊 先生


他們:根本都不是那群因為道路擴展而受到影響的小販
他們:在上屆大選時投給火箭的選民。
他們:原來是黃星黨的叛逆份子,以前是專向火箭投訴國陣;
他們:現在變成黃星黨的中堅份子,目前向國陣投訴火箭。

他們:流離,不為的是什麽,是為自己。他、俺大嘛!
他們:倦鳥,并不是回巢,是挑戰法紀。呃,咓咔大啦!
他、離間你們之間的矛盾而達成自己非常自私的利益。

請他:先自行拆下滿街張貼沒有繳交布條廣告費的 202怡保 布條。
請他:先自行退還市政局 他多拿而也非法出租 市政局的小販攤格。
請他:先自行把擋路的車子移開人行道,阻礙萬山家庭主婦進入買菜。

然後:才來評評,誰犯法、誰合法、是誰超越法。

自私自利、罔顧他人的販商,把華族五千年優秀文化給夭壽了。

Friday, July 17, 2009

If I were Najib

Just merely 100 days into office,
The ugly guys still habit with their old practice,
C4 is not being used instead,
Just throw him out from the office.

If I were Najib,
The past old must not having practice,
House cleaning should now be wajib,
Hang the murder, revamp MACC office.

Only if I were Najib.

I shall not accept the findings bring up by Polis
That were someone who rob Teo middle of the night inside MACC compound
Is the murder who accidently killed his victim.
I simply just can not accept that...twists...
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